Hey! You Can't Fire Me! I'm Dead.

[Rick]

New York City must be a great place to work for. You can be dead for over a year and they still hold your job. That's what I call job security.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/08/08/nyc-agency-sought-to-fire-man-for-missing-18-months-work-but-hed-died/

[Sarge47]

Most of these places require two weeks notice before you can die...just sayin'....:cowboy:

[crashdive123]

And he's been voting ever since.:sneaky2:

[cacteye]

Thats why I love Texas, Hire and Fire at will state. you fail to show up to work 3 days and you are automatically fired! :-D

[hunter63]

They do it in Chicago all the time......
Vote early, Vote often....Dead...No matter, we will handle that for you....

[cacteye]

so thats how Obama got elected!

[Sarge47]

And he's been voting ever since.:sneaky2:

Especially if he lived in Chicago! Hey, even in the Navy you can't die without permission, right Crash?...:cowboy:

[randyt]

I've worked witg a few that moved so little I wondered if they were dead or sleeping

[Wise Old Owl]

Not in Detroit - Dead loved ones are leaving for the Burbs....

https://chancellorfiles.wordpress.com/2008/08/13/flight-of-the-dead-suburban-families-move-loved-ones-from-detroit-cemeteries/

[hunter63]

I've worked witg a few that moved so little I wondered if they were dead or sleeping

Had a few like that...
One "Old boy" was being really slow...so I asked him if he had another gear....?
Said, "Yeah, but it is so slow, I kinda hate to use it...."

[randyt]

they seem to be resurrected come quitting time

[hunter63]

There was one clock next to the locker room that was notorious for being fast......so quitting time ...the guys use that clock.

On Friday nights (2nd shift, 11 PM) being the Forman I was supposed to shut down the department.

The switch was on a mezzanine over the locker room....so I would shut the power off ...to the clock at 10:45 .....and let the real time catch up, then turn back on.

That is the way to get your name of the shiphouse walls.......Bhohahahaha