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Sourdough
04-23-2008, 10:49 AM
OK, yesterday a Wahoo in Kenai, Alaska got himself the experience of being a chew toy.

WHAT'S YOUR SIGN...???? by, Jeff Foxworthy

This poor victim had two barrels of rotting bear bait on his porch, and had nailed chunks of meat to his door.

He went outside and got charged and mauled.

WHAT'S YOU SIGN.......? "STUPID" "STUPID" "STUPID".......:):p:):p
DOGMAN
04-23-2008, 11:21 AM
Also yesterday Rocky the Grizzly Bear that stars in movies killed one of his trainers down in SoCal. April 21, 2008 will go down in history as

"THE DAY OF THE GRIZZLY" rrRRROOOaaaR!!!
Tahyo
04-23-2008, 11:22 AM
Darwin award candidate?
JacobSlattery
04-23-2008, 11:24 AM
that's even a little far fetched for the darwin awards.... what an idiot.
BraggSurvivor
04-23-2008, 11:41 AM
I surprised he didn't dump a pint of bear bait on his crotch if he went as far as nailing meat to his door. Strange people.
Sam
04-23-2008, 11:44 AM
Shooting yourself would seem like a faster less painful and messy was to off yourself.
Ole WV Coot
04-23-2008, 12:55 PM
Don't be so judgmental. Some people are just so downright ugly they tie a pork chop around their neck just to get their dog to play with them. Maybe these folks were looking for a new furry pet.
nell67
04-23-2008, 12:56 PM
Don't be so judgmental. Some people are just so downright ugly they tie a pork chop around their neck just to get their dog to play with them. Maybe these folks were looking for a new furry pet.

LMAO!!!!!! Maybe they were....
trax
04-23-2008, 12:57 PM
You guys kidding? If I go hiking in bear country I want that guy with me, you know what they say, you don't have to outrun the bear, just the other guy? I wouldn't even have to run, just sidestep and watch.
Buddha443556
04-23-2008, 01:31 PM
Maybe it was murder? That just seems too stupid.
Rick
04-23-2008, 01:59 PM
But think of the cool pictures you'd get if you had a camera while you were being chewed on. I'll be you could get some awesome closeups.
trax
04-23-2008, 03:38 PM
But think of the cool pictures you'd get if you had a camera while you were being chewed on. I'll be you could get some awesome closeups.

Probably tough getting the bear to hold a pose while he's chewing though....
crashdive123
04-23-2008, 04:33 PM
But think of the cool pictures you'd get if you had a camera while you were being chewed on. I'll be you could get some awesome closeups.

Ahhhh. TBWN film makers.
Rick
04-23-2008, 04:54 PM
Hold it, baby. Hold it. Look, you have to make love to the camera. Savvy? Now, let go of my arm and give me a snarl. I want an "I'm about to kill you" look. Make it real. Make me feel it. Perfect!

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_20/11266389685q6RbE.jpg
canid
04-23-2008, 05:14 PM
my god, i thought i was morbid and cynical. will any of you be giving seminars at the gathering by chance? i think i need to brush up.
crashdive123
04-23-2008, 05:18 PM
my god, i thought i was morbid and cynical. will any of you be giving seminars at the gathering by chance? i think i need to brush up.

Dancing lessons start at 2 p.m. on Saturday.

http://www.animalschool.net/images/gallery_school/handfed.jpg
Rick
04-23-2008, 05:23 PM
And the headline read:

Man Eats Bear's Nose With Hand!
Alien Teenager Found Running U.N.
I'm Pregnant With Elvis's Baby and I Crave Jelly Doughnuts.
North Korea Making Giant Rubber Bands to Launch Missiles.

Help.....I can't stop.......