Russian Doomsday Cult Members Leave Cave After Cave-In

[Aurelius95]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343009,00.html

I guess they didn't want to get crushed to death waiting for the end of the world. It appears it was going to show up early for them. Was that on the Mayan calendar? hmm...

[canid]

hey, any cave-in you can leave after is a good cave-in. i've always said that.

[Rick]

I'm glad they picked May for the end of the world. I like the flowers.

[crashdive123]

Waiting for the world to end in a cave? $500 to join cult.

Find out it's only ending for you during cave in? $200 for radio.

Running out to the open arms of rescuers? Priceless!!!!

[Rick]

By the way, you did read that the leader has been in a mental ward since last year. That's sad. They always treat prophets so poorly.

[GVan]

:eek:That would have been the end of the world.:D:D:D

[GVan]

By the way, you did read that the leader has been in a mental ward since last year. That's sad. They always treat prophets so poorly.

Rick;

You do know that you can't be considered a TRUE prophet without sacrofice,:rolleyes:;)

[trax]

hey, any cave-in you can leave after is a good cave-in. i've always said that.

even limping away can be a good thing.

[Rick]

For the newbies to the forum. Canid is our resident intellectual. I probably didn't have to say that. I'm sure you can tell by such a splendid post. He's pretty darned smart.

[trax]

and seriously, he always says that about cave-ins. the conversation could be about the weather or a football game or one's health, and he'll just throw that in there about cave-ins.

[Rick]

I think as a small child his parents were part of cult that hid in a cave waiting for the end of the world. As bad luck would have it there was a cave in and he made it out. I think that's right. I know I read that somewhere on here.

[trax]

So people, bear that in mind, from canid's perspective claustrophobia isn't a disorder, it's a finely tuned survival skill.