This is why Rick....

[2dumb2kwit]

..won't go to a picnic, at Crash's house.


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[Sarge47]

Don't eat those Mr. Gator...they're from McDonalds!....:nuke:

[Rick]

I have five pages of reasons I won't go and none of them have anything to do with Crash or Mrs. Crash.

[hunter63]

That poor gater gonna get the Mickey D squirts.....Then y'all will have a mess....

[Batch]

These pictures are staged by the photographer. They fed the gators and the gator broke a plate eating. So, they probably killed the gator to get these pictures. There are more pictures and the placing of the food, cans, and cooler are different in most of them. You ain't sitting on a PLASTIC table cloth in South Florida. Has anyone ever been to a picnic where they stack plain burgers and a bag of chips like that? Where is the potato salad and other sides.

Ok, now look in the water behind the gator in the first pic. See the back of the second gator on the left top of the picture. Now look at the tail on the right. That tail belongs to a third alligator. Alligators that size that are in that tight a frame are being fed.

No bout-a-doubt it!

[Rick]

'Zactly. And I don't want to be on the menu. I figured the picnicer had already been consumed.