Funny Thread, Mar 11

[bulrush]

A nurse walks into a bank, exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says, "Well that's just great...really great ! Some azzhole has my pen !"

[bulrush]

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge. I was maybe 1 and a half years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, h ere I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says, ' Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

[bulrush]

A male patient lay in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse entered the room to give him his daily sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbled from behind his mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replied, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggled to ask again, "Nurse, please check to see if my testicles are black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from the obvious stress over his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and pulled back the covers. She lifted his gown, reached for his testicles and looked at them closely.

"Really, I see no reason for concern, sir. They seem to be perfectly fine."

At this point, the man pulled off his oxygen mask, a smile slowly spreading across his face. Then he said in very measured words, "I want to thank you. That was quite pleasant but, listen...... very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

[bulrush]

MONTANA GRIZZLY BEAR NOTICE

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

[Rick]

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little rat, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight!!!"

[Rick]

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"

"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought ! I'd gone deaf."

[bulrush]

Rick,
I just read that drunk pulled over by an officer on another board, not 2 minutes ago!

Your alias wouldn't be "Al" would it?

[Rick]

No, I got that in an email this morning.

[wareagle69]

are you accusing rick of being unfaithful? sowing his twinkies elsewhere?

[bulrush]

Nope. Looks like Rick and Al get the same email.

Did you know Cheerios really don't grow into donut trees? I never knew...

[Assassin Pilot]

I'm just wondering, why make a whole other thread for jokes? Now I don't know which one to post in.

[crashdive123]

Think twice as hard. Post in both.:D

[crashdive123]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii67/crashdive123/polarbearonice.jpg

[crehberg]

sowing his twinkies elsewhere?

Hey...I want some seeds for some twinky plants!!!!! :) :)

[Beo]

Hey rick, why you always picking on us Irish? You say'n we're drunks or something?

[bulrush]

Did I mention I have some Irish in me?
Those Irish stereotypes make me so mad, I want to get drunk and punch someone. :)

[BraggSurvivor]

Did I mention I have some Irish in me?
Those Irish stereotypes make me so mad, I want to get drunk and punch someone. :)


Ahh, now thats frikken funny! :D:D

[bulrush]

She was so blonde…

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”

she put lipstick on her forehead because whe wanted to make up her mind

she got stabbed in a shoot-out

she told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON’T WALK

she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

she tried to drown a fish

she thought a quarterback was a refund

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back

[bulrush]

What's the mating call of a blonde?

"I'm drunk."

What's the mating call of a brunette?

"I said I'm drunk!!!!!!"

[crashdive123]

Artificial Intelegence?? Blonde that dyes hair brunette.

[trax]

2 blondes sit down in a bar and order drinks. Bartender serves them and they clink their glasses together and shout "21 days!" and knock back the drinks. They order again and repeat the process, shout "21 days!" and toss back the booze. A few minutes later, 2 more blondes join them and all four of them repeat the process, clink glasses, shout "21 days!" and drink up!

Finally, curiousity gets the better of the bartender so when he brings over a round he asks

"Hey ladies, what's the big deal? Something special going to happen in 21 days or something?"

The spokesblonde looks up and says, "oh no way. You know how people are always accusing us blondes of being kinda stupid?"

The bartender says "No! Really?"

"Well, they do," the spokesblonde re-affirms, "but we've just proven them all wrong. We got this jigsaw puzzle and put it together. On the side of the box it said 3 to 5 years, but it only took us 21 days!"

[crashdive123]

Preeeeety funny *he says as he drives of into the sunset*
http://www.smileyhut.com/vehicles/marsa37.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com)

[rebel]

I'll be sharing that one.

[crashdive123]

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"

She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.

At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!"

To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

[canid]

ok everybody; so why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?

[crashdive123]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/194014/why_does_the_easter_bunny_hide_his.html

[canid]

it's so nobody finds out he's @#$%ing a chicken.

[Rick]

Hmmm. I like Crash's answer better.

[Ridge Wolf]

213 I doubt it..

[Ridge Wolf]

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"

She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.

At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!"

To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

now, why did I know where this was going.. LMAO

[Rick]

The little gem comes from Nell....

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter.

SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations.

We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted.

The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2008.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.. We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.

Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:

Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 11/25/07 has been handed to me to respond to.
I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane , Trout Run, Pennsylvania .

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris."

I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

My first dam question to you is:

(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or

(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.

(Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental
Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.)

I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.

If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2008? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating/dumping bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

THANK YOU,

RYAN DEVRIES
& THE DAM BEAVERS

[crashdive123]

Now THAT was good. I guess it's true - the funniest stuff can't be mad up.

[Aurelius95]

Crashdive, here you go.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.asp

Snopes says it's true, but it happened in 1997, not 2007.

[GVan]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:DMy sides hurt:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[canid]

that's up there with this one [though it's an urban legend]:

"This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call."

[Aurelius95]

At the annual Fall revival, a large group of people lined up after the service for healing and prayer. After a long wait, Leroy finally walks up to the preacher. Preacher asks Leroy, "What is your need for prayer today, Leroy?".

Leroy responds, "I need prayer for my hearing, please."

Preacher immediately puts his hand on Leroy's forehead and starts praying for the Lord's healing power to come upon Leroy! He then takes his two index fingers and pokes them into Leroy's ears, continue to pray, jump, holler, and plead for the Lord to heal Leroy's hearing.

Finally, the preacher finishes his pleadings with God, and asks Leroy, "How's your hearing now?".

Leroy says, "Don't know, it's not until next Wednesday."

[BraggSurvivor]

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?'

'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.



'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. To which he whirled around and screamed,

'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

[Tahyo]

My Contribution:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a
conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned,
smiled and said,

"Business, The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded.

"I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men
are the best endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
"We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a
little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry." she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you.
I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said.

"Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

[Alpine_Sapper]

Old John was on his deathbed. He raised himself on one elbow and beckoned to his wife. "Peggy", he whispered, "come closer!"

She wiped a tear and leaned in to hear his words. "You were with me through the Great Depression," he told her.

"Yes John," she said.

"Peggy, you were with me through the terrible droughts in the fifties and the eighties."

"Yes John."

"And you were with me when the farm got burned out by the bushfires in the nineties."

"Right," she said.

"And last year, you were still hanging in there with me when the bank foreclosed on our mortgage and we lost the farm."

"Yes John."

"And now, here you are with me today, when I'm just about to die."

Peggy nodded.

"You know Peggy, I'm starting to think you are nothing but bad luck!"

[nell67]

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm.This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome." (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says "thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever".)

(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying "DARN YOU!"

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #

[nell67]

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to h**l for up to 8 full hours.


E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they moved out.


ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.


P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out, increases chest size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.


D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment
of country music and pickup trucks.


F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip
off other drivers.


M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person. "


BUYAGRA
Injectible stimulant taken prior to shopping increases potency, duration, and credit
limit of spending spree.


J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary,
phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.


A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life
stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as
nagging him.

[crashdive123]

Nice.:D:D:D

[nell67]

Yup,me thinks you guys should be very afraid.:eek:

[crashdive123]

Oooooppps. I meant - Nice.:eek::eek::eek:

[nell67]

You were right the first time:D:D

[Riverrat]

I like it, and the wife will love it, lol

[crashdive123]

Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...

[nell67]

We are about to enter the summer soon and BBQ season.

Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this
sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real'
man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who
is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.

Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
women....

[Ole WV Coot]

Very sexist I think. If this gets out my way of life as I know it will cease to exist. I am afraid, very afraid.

[Alpine_Sapper]

The perfect man and woman



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[crashdive123]

Too funny Alpine.

[crashdive123]

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Deer Nuts are just under a buck!

[Ridge Wolf]

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

[crashdive123]

A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a makeshift campfire. To the ranger's horror, the man is eating a fish and a bald eagle.
He immediately arrests the man and puts him in jail. The following morning, the man appears before the Judge.

"Are you aware that eating a Bald Eagle is a federal offense?" asks the Judge.

"Yes, I am," replies the man, "but please allow me to explain what happened."

"You may proceed," instructs the Judge.

"I was lost in the woods and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," explains the man. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive."

"Then one day, I arrive at a lake. I see a Bald Eagle swooping down to the water and flying away with a fish in its talons. I thought, 'if I startled the Eagle, maybe I could steal the fish.'"

"Low and behold, the eagle lighted upon a nearby tree stump to eat the fish. So, I picked up a rock and threw it. I meant to hit the stump and startle the bird. I hoped he would drop the fish and fly away."

"Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off. The rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I agonized over what had happened, but I figured that since it was dead I might as well eat it."

The Judge says he will take a recess to analyze the defendant's statement. Fifteen minutes later, the Judge returns.

"Due to the extreme circumstances, and because you did not intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges." The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers, "If you don't mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?"

"Well, Your Honor, it's a little difficult to explain," the defendant says. "The best way I can describe it is to say that it's far more tender than a California Condor, but the meat is quite bland compared to a Spotted Owl."

[Rick]

A group of wilderness folks got together to practice their skills and to spend some time learning and teaching. On the very first day a wilderness instructor approached the open area that they were using and a little kid was sitting on the ground stirring a bucket with a stick.

"Hey, kid. Whatcha doin'?" asked the wilderness instructor.
"I'm stirrin' this here bucket."
"Well, I can see that. What's in it?"
"Bull sh*t."
"What in the world are you gonna do with it?"
"Make a wilderness instructor."

That ticked the instructor off. He set his jaw and walked away toward the meeting area mumbling to himself as he went.

Before long, a wilderness first responder came walking along and happened upon the kid.

"Hey son. What are you doing?"
"Stirrin' this bucket of bull sh*t."
"Okay. Well, what are you going to do with it?"
"Make a first responder."

Now he was ticked off. He stomped off mumbling to himself.

The wilderness instructor and the first responder were talking about the kid when a seasoned old Alaskan Guide walked up.

"What are you boys talkin' about?" he asked.
"You didn't see the little kid?"
"Nope."

So they explained what had just transpired. The Alaskan Guide, not one to let a good moment pass, decide to have a little fun. He walked around the meeting area until he found the little kid.

"High ya, buddy. I'll bet I know what you got there."
The little kid looked up from the bucket. "You do?"
"Yep. I'll bet that's a bucket of bull sh*t."
"Yeah, it is."
"And I bet I know what you're gonna do with it."
"You do?"
"Sure I do. You're gonna make an Alaskan Guide."
The little kid shook his head no. "No, sir. I'd have to have a whole lot more bull sh*t to make one of those."

[crashdive123]

This isn't intended to be funny, but when I was reading a story about the most expensive home in the world, then about 3/4 of the way down the article there's an ad -----Find a cheaper home loan by comparing the best mortgage deals with Sun Money----just kind of struck me as funny.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/money/article1198072.ece

[Rick]

Rick Mittal? Riiiiick Mittal? Rick Miiiiital? I sort of like that name. I wonder if he would be willing to adopt me. Daddy?

[crashdive123]

Well you do live in Indiana - soooooo Hoosier Daddy?:D

[nell67]

Well you do live in Indiana - soooooo Hoosier Daddy?:D
HHmmm,someone just had to say it,didn't they! :D

[MonsterMash]

Why do they call it PMS?




















































Cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken. :)

[MonsterMash]

A blonde was cooking and caught her stove on fire. She panics and calls the fire department. This is the conversation that ensures:

Dispatcher: Fire Department.

Blonde: My kitchen is on fire! You need to send someone to put it out!

Dispatcher: Ok ma'am. Calm down and tell us how to get there.

Blonde: Its getting higher! You need to send someone NOW!

Dispatcher: I'm trying ma'am. But I need you to tell me how to get to your house.

Blonde: Well, duh! Big red truck!

[crashdive123]

Do not swallow bubble-gum!!!!

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[Rick]

Dear Lord, I don't often ask for much. But please don't let me be in the room when those bubbles pop.:eek:

[Beo]

Man walks up to a pretty woman in the office and says: Hey are you going to the bbq?

What bbq the woman replies.

The one where I put my meat in your grill the man smiles.

[dragonjimm]

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He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow."
He said, "Oh, it's only a cat."
Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"

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