Wow!! The FBI are better than I thought!

[Winnie]

I opened my email this morning, and guess what? the FBI have found two great big boxes at JFK stuffed full of dollars! 4.1 million of them actually, all the paperwork is in order, it's mine... all mine! I really must have been lax to have lost all that. Anyhoo.... they have very kindly offered to hold it for me until I send them all my details. Whaddaya reckon? :sneaky2:

[BENESSE]

How nice!
Will you have to travel to Nigeria to claim it?

[kyratshooter]

To bad you do not know the Queen's E-mail address. You could send them all the Queen's info, let them try to hack her accounts and let the MI boys track them down!

BTW, if I had known you had all that loot available while over here we could have eaten in much better establishments!

[Winnie]

Oh no! Nigeria? Do think so? I haven't had my shots and I'm not good in heat and dust.....

And If I'd known I had that loot, I certainly wouldn't have let a little thing like hurricane Sandy put me off shopping!

[ElevenBravo]

A pure stroke of luck! Who wuddda known??

[hunter63]

Congrats......I have a cousin that wasn't so lucky....still in Sri Lanka, I guess, I didn't seed any money......

[Florida-Mike]

can you buy me a jeep wrangler for X-MAS lol ill clean and cut your lawn for ever

[crashdive123]

How 'bout that? I was wondering where I left those boxes.