For the married ones...

[Beo]

Lets say your in a survival situation where you gotta, have ta, no choice in the matter cause you must to survive, leave the car, house, downed plane, boat, or whatever, and the spouse, husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or if your rel creepy the significant other :p decides they won't go what do you do?

[nell67]

Leave'em behind:p

[Beo]

Yeah I might even tie her down so she's trapped and can't leave:D jk but I'd have to leave them if they wouldn't come.

[Rick]

Good question. For better or worse, I think that's what I said.

[crashdive123]

If she wouldn't go I'd convince her. If she couldn't go I'd stay with her. Simple as that.

[Beo]

Yup I agree crashdive, and you with you too Twinkie Surfer Boy.

[wareagle69]

my wife will walk thru hell for me if thatis what i tell her we need to do to live

[AdventureDoc]

If she won't move, try to asses what is the problem? Fear, injury, helplessness?

Two of those should be addressed and delt with ASAP. Motivate your partner and get going. If there is an injury, the decision to leave/stay becomes tougher. Can you reach help and get back to her in time? Is it better to stay put, tend to her medical needs and wait for rescue?

Good question! Fortunately, I have a lady that would carry me, if needed! :)

[RBB]

If she wouldn't go I'd convince her. If she couldn't go I'd stay with her. Simple as that.

Pretty close: If I said we had to go - she'd go. She trusts me. If she couldn't go - I'd stay. There are good reasons why she trusts me - and that's one of them.

[prrrfukt]

hmmm interesting question, if it's a loved one, I would do what I can to convince them, and...well I am pretty convincing ;) or maybe even knock them over the head with a frying pan and rag them by the hair a'la cavaman style.

[BraggSurvivor]

I'd just show her the back of my hand.....just kidding. :D

If she can sit on the back of my Harley the way I ride, she would follow me anywhere.

[Rick]

Okay, yokels. The question said he/she/it won't go. What do you do? Trying to convince and all the other nicey nice stuff failed. So it sort of boils down to go or stay or go and come back as AD said.

Dear Mrs. BraggSurvivor, Please read post 11.

[prrrfukt]

well if thats the case then i wouldnt have a problem because my loved one would be the one leading the whole thing :)

[Beo]

Ohhhhhhh slap me prrrfukt slap meeeeeeeeeeee! :D

[prrrfukt]

Ohhhhhhh slap me prrrfukt slap meeeeeeeeeeee! :D
now why would i go on and do that!

[nell67]

Cuz he's beggin you too???:D

[Rick]

Uh, can I?

[nell67]

Thats just weird Rick!!!

[Beo]

Man hugg'n freak keep back, Tony come get him!

[prrrfukt]

i feel like im walking into a trap of some sort...but what the heck! its thursday i could use a good surprise

*spanks Beowulf* :P

[Rick]

I was actually thinkin' more of a thump instead of a slap.

[Beo]

Yeah girl.... spank me baby spank me... lol...:D

[prrrfukt]

...i just did....*scratches her head*

[nell67]

pssst,prrrfukt,he doesn't want you to stop,do it again!

[prrrfukt]

hmmm...do you think hed like it if i used props...such as...a feather..or some boxing gloves...or maybe a machete??

[Beo]

Never mind... zipped right over her head...

[nell67]

After the knife ordeal today,I think I'd skip the machete!:eek:

[prrrfukt]

well thats not even fair!

[Beo]

I can give you a good frisking though ;)

[prrrfukt]

After the knife ordeal today,I think I'd skip the machete!:eek:

yeah your right :P

[prrrfukt]

im frisky enough already darlin ;)

[Beo]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRick come get this cat!!!!

[prrrfukt]

zoiks!!! *runs away*

[Beo]

Boxing gloves and blades.... naw never got into pain.... but a soft caress to soft pretty lady now that's more me.

[prrrfukt]

have you tried boxing gloves with a feathery touch??

[Beo]

only butt naked ;)

[prrrfukt]

thats the only way to live my friend...only way to live :)

[Beo]

Hot oil wrestling works better babe... Woooohooooooooo!!!!

[prrrfukt]

i eat hot oil wrestlers for breakfast! *GRRRR*

actually i usually dont eat breakfast during the week...and my weekends i have eggs and ham and good stuff...but if the circumstances were different i would!!

[Beo]

Challenge? Did I hear a challenge?

[prrrfukt]

that all depends on your definition of challenge

[Beo]

You make the rules babe I'm game for anything:D

[Beo]

Oh yeah... anytime anyplace catwoman;)

[prrrfukt]

well this is rather exciting...you and me tomorrow morning 10:30AM eastern standard time...well have ourselves a duel....and i will win because i make the rules ;)

[Beo]

Where you wanna met kitty

[nell67]

Boy,did this one get off track or what!LMAO!!!!!!,I'm gonna sell tickets to the show!

[Beo]

Rules were made to be broken;)

[prrrfukt]

why am i the kitty??

[nell67]

Look at your avatar,kitteh

[prrrfukt]

ok so if my avatar was say a photo of a coffee cup would you call me muggy??

[Beo]

Is the mug hot or cold?

[prrrfukt]

its warm:P

[Beo]

Hmmm then I gotta he ya up...

[prrrfukt]

but you didnt answer my question!...i see...this is payback for not answering the butt question in time yesterday!...

[Beo]

thinking... awwww pain in my leg give me sec... lol... and where are meeting?

[prrrfukt]

for what? coffee...?? i dont do coffee....well...i do but i like my home made coffee

[Rick]

Let me get this straight.....she is but she isn't not that she won't be she doesn't if she doesn't have to and sag is not an option.

He isn't but he is not but he would if he could and she keeps him in stitches.

Was I even close at keeping up. Oh...and the good Lord bless them little pygmies down there in New Guinea.

[Beo]

well this is rather exciting...you and me tomorrow morning 10:30AM eastern standard time...well have ourselves a duel....and i will win because i make the rules ;)

You set the time, so where's the place? Or change your avatar to a chicken.

[nell67]

Exactly what you said Rick,LMAO!!!

[prrrfukt]

whats this i hear about sagging stitches???

[Rick]

I'm afraid my head is spinning. If I cough up pea soup I'm definitely outta here.

[Beo]

Love them little pygmies, hard working boogers ain't they:D

[prrrfukt]

You set the time, so where's the place? Or change your avatar to a chicken.

absolutley not although chickens are quite tastey...but i dont understand what were meeting for...are we really dueling...and if yes...over what?? i need specifics

[Sam]

Good question. For better or worse, I think that's what I said.

Yeah Rick, I can remember to much about the wedding day either. There was an open bar. :D I know I would have stayed with her.

[Beo]

Okay let me go rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal s-l-o-w here for ya, I said hot oil duel... you said okay tomorrow at 1030... so I said where....

[prrrfukt]

oh yes a hot oil duel now thats exciting...ok ill create a thread tomorrow morning...you make sure to look for it

[Beo]

Try to keep up babe we're only typing here.

[Rick]

I hope to God you aren't talking to me.

[prrrfukt]

Try to keep up babe we're only typing here.

you have to forgive my slowness...i am online while at work and these phones have nothing better to do then ring!!!

[Beo]

No no... you said meet up... now to most reasonable minded persons that means face to face:D

[trax]

prrr****t, you already admitted that you're a Timmy's addict so..it doesn't have to be your home made coffee. Beo ever gets up here and gets into a Tim Horton's he'll apply for citizenship. I don't think you should go for a cup of coffee for an avatar, they might call you murky and bitter...


Beo...don't duel her anyplace where there's sand...it's a kitty's home turf.

Rick...I don't think she keeps him in stitches as much as those nasty little Johnny Butterbutts, 8 I believe was the count.

Oh and God Bless them little pygmies down in New Guinea and their tenacious work ethic too.

[prrrfukt]

yes...but how do you know im a reasonable minded person :D

[Beo]

Now you're keeping tack of my Johnny Butterbutt's... lol..

[Beo]

Came here didn't ya Kitty, and no sand throwing

[Rick]

See, Trax. You have to lay out a roadmap. That's the kind of stuff I put up with too.

[prrrfukt]

eh! what kind of oil are you using...oil has no sand you want sand i can make a mean mixture ;)

[trax]

Now you're keeping tack of my Johnny Butterbutt's... lol..

No man, I thought you said 8 stitches,that's what I meant by the count. I'm sure you live in a world of Johnny Butterbutts in your line of work. And why did you accuse her of being a reasonable minded person? You on painkillers, bro?

[Beo]

Hot baby oil;) and no sand too gritty gets caught up in those private places.

[Rick]

See, Beo. That's what I put up with too.

[Rick]

Private parts? Okay, I'm gone........

[prrrfukt]

awww man...but thats what gets the itch out.....oh well...fine...no sand...

but im makin up new rules as i go cuz i make the rules remember

[Beo]

(In my best Rocky voice) Go for it.

[prrrfukt]

wow...that was the worst impression ive ever seen typed....*shakes head* im disappointed

[Beo]

But you never said the meet up place... I see a chicken avatar coming here.

[trax]

You don't want to get sand and hot oil in your undies if they're the ones from that other thread, might short circuit. Nell, did you say you're selling tickets to this event? Cuz I'm suddenly thinking I'd like a ringside seat.

[Beo]

Naw private and naked match was what was posted... :D

[prrrfukt]

But you never said the meet up place... I see a chicken avatar coming here.

i said you have to look for it tomorrow morning...*bonks you on the head*

[Beo]

Face to face...

[nell67]

You and me ringside Trax,you bring the popcorn,and after they get through goofing off,maybe we can have a go in the ring??? privately of course:D

[Beo]

I said. 78910

[Beo]

See post 86:D

[Rick]

Me too but I'm bringing a hat. I may have to shield my eyes.

[prrrfukt]

Face to face...

hmmm...you dont wanna see me face to face...actually my face has been taken over by goiters and boils so i never leave the house

[Beo]

Twinkie I'm not wrestling you naked in hot oil even if you have a hat over your eyes:D... lol...

[Rick]

Whew! I thought you were gonna something nasty like warts.

Ring side you goofball.

[Beo]

hmmm...you dont wanna see me face to face...actually my face has been taken over by goiters and boils so i never leave the house
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gross...

[Beo]

You win I give... lol...

[prrrfukt]

http://www.smileyhut.com/excited/idhitit.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com) woot woot!

although now im known for having boils and goiters......thats hot *drools*

[wareagle69]

are you and sparky typing anything special for vd day

[nell67]

Do you want us to????:D Anything special you want to read????LMAO!!!!

[trax]

Sparky? S-s-sparky? hey wait a second...yeah it could be worse I'm ok with that. And just like just about everything else we type to each other there, skippy, you're never gonna know!:D

[wareagle69]

but i think the next time traxy supposedly goes "hunting" i'm calling she trax's house to see if he's there

[nell67]

LOL pm'ing you my cell number now WE!!!LOL

[trax]

but i think the next time traxy supposedly goes "hunting" i'm calling she trax's house to see if he's there

Easy there skippy, when traxy goes a-huntin' it's cuz there's huntin' to be done, now...when traxy goes a-courtin' you can dial that number.

[wareagle69]

waskly wabbitt huhuhuh kil da rabitt go gettem der elmer fudd

[Rick]

Let's see, now. We have:

twinkie

oreo

ding dong

honey bun

goofball

Nellypoo

Sparky

Skippy

Kitty

Did I leave anyone out?

[trax]

Haggis boy. and who's honey bun? or is that what you call haggis boy? (same initials)

...and I suspect that SheTrax did indeed scare Oreo off for good, I haven't seen him around anyway.

By the way WE, when I have to wear the old blaze orange hat and vest I always refer to them as my "Elmer Fudd's"

[Rick]

War Eagle, who's Honey Bun? You came up with that one.

Batman was on at 4:47 on the 12th.

[nell67]

I am honey bun as well (see scheduled forum thread) so I have what 4 names on here now...sounds like mpd to me :eek:LOL!!!!!!!

[Rick]

Something like this:

twinkie - That would be me, thank you.

oreo - Also known as Batman

Honey Bun Nellypoo - Nell

goofball - Beo

Sparky the Ding Dong- Trax

Skippy - War Eagle

Kitty - Prrrfukt

[nell67]

psst Rick,ding dong is Trax:D

And you forgot SheTrax for me as well!

[Beo]

Rick likes Trax's ding dong? WTF... lol... I leave for a couple hours and you guys are freaking me out... sorry Rick he's taken.

[crashdive123]

Don't forget Pops (thanks Trooper)

[Beo]

Hush up Crash :D I'm only 42 damn...

[nell67]

Rick likes Trax's ding dong? WTF... lol... I leave for a couple hours and you guys are freaking me out... sorry Rick he's taken.
Hey Beo,not Rick silly:D

[Rick]

He's goofball.

So Trax is Sparky the Ding Dong, huh?

[nell67]

He's goofball.

So Trax is Sparky the Ding Dong, huh?

That,Rick,you will never know!

[Beo]

Why you on Trax's Ding Dong... eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww gross.

[Beo]

Rick is Twinkie the Surfer Boy... lol...

[Rick]

Well theres a news flash if ever I saw one. Just catchin' up or are the pain killers kickin' in?

[Beo]

Two pain killers and leg is stiff as heck with two Ls, but drank three beers so the screen is a little fuzzy.

[Rick]

I used to work with a guy that only dated bigger girls. He said they always had scripts for diet pills. A couple of diet pills and a few beers was a cheap high.

[crashdive123]

Almost as good as a cheap date.

[trax]

sometimes the two work together really well, I think Rick's friend had that figured out.

[trax]

I noticed you still left out haggis boy. You two have some kind of spat did you? His turn to wear the pink thong? tsk tsk.

BatSplat was here on the 12th and I missed him? That's a shame I'm sure he'd love my sense of humor.

[Sam]

Remember the two best things about a large gal in a survival situation.
Warm in the winter, and shade in the summer. ;)

[BraggSurvivor]

I dont mind plus size gals.....just cant handle the smell......:(

[dilligaf2u2]

OK? What was the original question? Do any of you remember?

Nelli Poo I want tickets to this event too. I'll bring a couple extra Thermos's of coffee!

Would camera's be allowed? We could televise it and make the forum a ot of money! Anyone for a copy of the tape Survivalists Gone Wild?

Don

[dilligaf2u2]

Now where were we?

Oh ya! Would I leave TDW (The Dear Wife) Behind?

NO! If she was unable to go. I would stay with her. If I were unable to go, she would stay. It has never been, I will survive! It has always been, We will survive.

TDW would not be able to survive for but a few days without help. I go to sights like this and She goes to the quilting sights. She knows enough use the 72 hour kit.

I am not a follower of the BOB theory of survival so it would have to be an accident that has us out when we would need survival skills.

My thought: I would willingly Die in the arms of my love, then to risk abandoning her to the fate of passing alone!

Don

[Rick]

Gee, Don. That's pretty cerebral. I mean, good post.

Trax - The guy is an Air Commando. He walks among us unseen. He was incognito. Sort of like 006 1/2.

[crashdive123]

Well said Don. Kind of a Hallmark moment.

[prrrfukt]

Remember the two best things about a large gal in a survival situation.
Warm in the winter, and shade in the summer. ;)

you almost made me choke on my plus sized apple :eek:

[trax]

My thought: I would willingly Die in the arms of my love, then to risk abandoning her to the fate of passing alone! Don

Don, that's awesome! Congratulations to both of you....

[trax]

Gee, Don. That's pretty cerebral. I mean, good post.

Trax - The guy is an Air Commando. He walks among us unseen. He was incognito. Sort of like 006 1/2.

In cognito? Is that like in a kimono? or more like in his cups. He walks among us unseen huh? Well, I guess that's just fine so long as he remains unheard from too...

[wareagle69]

he says as he casts his line out once again hey trax what ya fishing for i ask he yells back bottom feeding pond scum hmm i say never tried that

[trax]

Well WE, you can cut it up to bait good fish or grind it up to feed sled dogs, that's about all it's good for

[wareagle69]

don't know what kind of sled dogs you have but even my little brown dog wouldn't touch bottom feeding pond scum(aka)batsplat

[trax]

Man, them sled dogs up north basically subsist on fish guts, I figure it's frozen, the scent's gone away....it's gotta be good for something!

[wareagle69]

nah from what i have seen its good for nutin

[trax]

I believe I have to concur, sir. You are right on the money this time.