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prrrfukt
02-11-2008, 03:41 PM
I just typed out an introductory for myself and somehow i lost it all :(

so here is the shortened version:

a little bit about myself:

-born and raised in toronto ontario, currently living in cambridge ontario
-love tim hortons coffee and i feel it should be on our flag instead of the maple leaf
-i hate pickles but i love cucumbers, also i found out recently that i am starting to enjoy an apple or 2

im leaving it at that because lets face it why give the milk away for free ;)

actually you will have to forgive me, its monday morning and i didn't have a very good sleep, plus i have to work :(

hope to get to know you all real soon :)

~pee~

nell67
02-11-2008, 03:42 PM
Welcome to the forum ~pee~!

MedicineWolf
02-11-2008, 04:03 PM
Hi dude welcome

Rick
02-11-2008, 04:27 PM
Or dude ette. 1st. Welcome. We'll forgive you for being from Canada. 2. If it's a guy then I gotta congratulate you. You must be one tough hombre to go by the name of pee.

prrrfukt
02-11-2008, 04:31 PM
hey everyone

thanks for the welcomes! :)
and Rick: you are correct i am indeed a dude ette, although i should mention that it is not my real name....and yet strangley enough....i wish it were....

trax
02-11-2008, 05:05 PM
Welcome aboard prrr...ignore the bad mannered one..that'd be me..

prrrfukt
02-11-2008, 05:08 PM
thanks trax! :)
not to worry ...ive plenty of bad manners myself...i disguise them with good manners mwahahahaha :P just kidding...or am i?!?!

i hear manitoba is cold around these times ;)

trax
02-11-2008, 05:26 PM
thanks trax! :)
i hear manitoba is cold around these times ;)


-42 this morning, fortunately it warmed up to a balmy -36 this afternoon.

prrrfukt
02-11-2008, 05:29 PM
-42 this morning, fortunately it warmed up to a balmy -36 this afternoon.

its only -19 here today...i forgot to dress appropriatly this morning mainly because i got up too late and didnt check the weather :P...so im only wearing a thin like pair of dress pants....it was kind cool because my butt was hard as a rock for a while!!!! :)

trax
02-11-2008, 05:57 PM
WE says always be prepared.

Rick
02-11-2008, 06:02 PM
Let's see. Pee, butt, a good muwahahahah, bad manners, and won't give the milk away for free all in her first five posts. Oh, yea. She's gonna fit in just fine.

Tony uk
02-11-2008, 06:27 PM
Hey Prrr, Welcome To The Jungle ¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crashdive123
02-11-2008, 07:46 PM
Hello and welcome.

Sarge47
02-11-2008, 11:14 PM
Welcome to the Wolf-Pack "P"; if TRAX gives you too much crap get with Nell and she'll tell you how to calm him down. :eek: I would but (whispers) I really don't want to know.:rolleyes:

nell67
02-12-2008, 06:42 AM
Dont worry Sarge,if Trax gets outta hand I will take care of him:D

prrrfukt
02-12-2008, 09:22 AM
Welcome to the Wolf-Pack "P"; if TRAX gives you too much crap get with Nell and she'll tell you how to calm him down. :eek: I would but (whispers) I really don't want to know.:rolleyes:

no worries...im excellent at calming down the wild ;) and if calming doesn't work, i can always scare them away :P

and if i might ask ...this wolf-pack you speak of...is there an option to maybe not be a wolf but say...a cheetah or bobcat...?

nell67
02-12-2008, 09:33 AM
no worries...im excellent at calming down the wild ;) and if calming doesn't work, i can always scare them away :P

and if i might ask ...this wolf-pack you speak of...is there an option to maybe not be a wolf but say...a cheetah or bobcat...?
"PEE" you can be whatever you want to be,the rest of us are the wolf pack.
And as far as Trax,he is what he is,and no one is going to calm him down,not even me,I prefer him the way he is.

prrrfukt
02-12-2008, 09:47 AM
haha cool ill be a cheetah... :)

and the calming down thing was a joke, i have nothing against his wildness...im actually looking forward to getting wild too! with all of you! ....oh yeah i should also mention sometimes i say cheesey things but i ammuse myself and i feel that if im ever stranded alone at least i have that ;)

i hate being the new gal in town, always gettin picked on ;)

nell67
02-12-2008, 09:48 AM
Nah,not picking on ya kitteh,again welcome to the forum

BraggSurvivor
02-12-2008, 09:52 AM
Ya, thats why i picked the stealthy Mountain Lion. Solitary, stalk-and-ambush, territorial, reclusive, secretive and crepuscular are the charactaristics i bide in.

Howling at the moon will give up your location. LOL

Welcome by the way!

prrrfukt
02-12-2008, 10:23 AM
thanks nell :) im glad i found this place

and bragg you and i are close relatives! i picked black panther just cuz there is no actual "black panther" species :P

Rick
02-12-2008, 01:13 PM
Yeah, that's why I picked the skunk....wait a minute....I didn't pick the skunk....never mind.

nell67
02-12-2008, 01:34 PM
That just stinks Rick!!!! LMAO!

trax
02-12-2008, 01:49 PM
Yeah, that's why I picked the skunk....wait a minute....I didn't pick the skunk....never mind.

Do we have to change your name again? From Twinkie to Pepe? naww..you're still Twinkie...

pgvoutdoors
02-12-2008, 02:22 PM
Welcome Aboard Pee, glad to have you. Oh did you hear that one of the members is trying to organize a scheduled forum for next week, he's nuts, but keep your ears open for when and where.:)

prrrfukt
02-12-2008, 02:34 PM
hey pg thanks :)

at the risk of sounding like a total weirdo...whats a scheduled forum?

pgvoutdoors
02-12-2008, 02:39 PM
hey pg thanks :)

at the risk of sounding like a total weirdo...whats a scheduled forum?

Were looking at setting a date and time next week to gather and talk about a predesignated topic. I'm suppose to do the first one when I get back from the Adirondacks. I'll post the topic, day, and time sometime today.

prrrfukt
02-12-2008, 02:40 PM
sounds good, I will keep an eye out for it :)

Beo
02-13-2008, 11:56 AM
welcome to the forum ~Pee~ and don't worry about being a big cat (sexy pic though), we got so many wolves on here I went with the Wolverine, a loner, wild and at times as ferious as they come.
Beo,

trax
02-13-2008, 02:18 PM
From wolf howl to English:

wolf howl for wolverine=food
wolf howl for big cas=food

Rick
02-13-2008, 02:24 PM
What the howl?

nell67
02-13-2008, 02:27 PM
Oh,dont worry about it Rick,skunks are safe:D

Rick
02-13-2008, 02:29 PM
Sorry about the skunk thing. I was trying to get a package of twinkies open and lost my concentration.

prrrfukt
02-13-2008, 02:36 PM
hey...did someone steal my twinkies *looks in her backpack*...??

nell67
02-13-2008, 02:37 PM
hey...did someone steal my twinkies *looks in her backpack*...??
Rick did it!

Rick
02-13-2008, 02:38 PM
Dumdee do. (whistles while looking away)......(wipes cream filling from lip).......

prrrfukt
02-13-2008, 03:11 PM
*shakes her fist* why i oughta...

...

i was all prepared for my twinky dinner with exactly 100 twinkies ...*opens up her backpack and dumps the other 99 twinkies out*...now im gonna starve :(

Beo
02-13-2008, 03:19 PM
Trax, bro I'll take the Wolverine over the wolf in a fight anyday. Wolverines have been known to drive off bears, and are twice as mean as a wolf.

crashdive123
02-13-2008, 03:21 PM
Trax, bro I'll take the Wolverine over the wolf in a fight anyday. Wolverines have been known to drive off bears, and are twice as mean as a wolf.

OK two questions. Where did they learn how to drive? Where did they drive them too?

trax
02-13-2008, 03:22 PM
Trax, bro I'll take the Wolverine over the wolf in a fight anyday. Wolverines have been known to drive off bears, and are twice as mean as a wolf.

Wolverines, in truth, are the most over-rated over-sized rats in the world. Up north, the fact is you don't see them around much when there's wolves around, because they have the good sense to scamper off somewhere. I saw a thing on tv where a grizzly bear beat up a wolverine, however, and I don't think any other critter would have taken the beats that wolverine took and kept coming back for more. He attacked that griz like 5 times.

Beo
02-13-2008, 03:39 PM
The wolverine is, like most mustelids, remarkably strong for its size. It has been known to kill prey as large as moose, although most typically when these are weakened by winter or caught in snowbanks. Wolverines inhabiting the Old World (specifically, Fennoscandia) are more active hunters than their North American cousins. This may be because competing predator populations are not as dense, making it more practical for the wolverine to hunt for itself than to wait for another animal to make a kill and then try to snatch it.
Armed with powerful jaws, long razor sharp claws, and a thick hide, wolverines may defend kills against larger or more numerous predators. There is at least three published accounts and one of a 27-pound wolverine who stole a kill from a much larger predator namely, a black bear (adult males weigh 400 to 500 pounds). Unfortunately for the bear, the wolverine won what was ultimately a fatal contest, slashing the eyes and throat of the bear.
Mating season is in the summer, but the actual implantation of the embryo (blastocyst) in the uterus is stayed until early winter, delaying the development of the fetus. Females will often not produce young if food is scarce. The young (typically three or four) are born in the spring. Kits develop rapidly, reaching adult size within the first year of a lifespan that may reach anywhere from five to (in exceptional individuals) thirteen years.
Adult wolverines have no natural predators, save man, though they do come into conflict with (and may be killed by) other large predators over territory and food. Juveniles are, unsurprisingly, more vulnerable and infants (kits) have been known on occasion to be taken by predatory birds, such as eagles.

Beo
02-13-2008, 03:46 PM
Anyway I wanna hear about this cold weather and a hard butt ;)

nell67
02-13-2008, 03:48 PM
Anyway I wanna hear about this cold weather and a hard butt ;)
Bad Beo,bad,bad,Beo!!!!!!!!LMAO!

crashdive123
02-13-2008, 03:49 PM
OK, OK. It's supposed to get into the low 30's tonight. (hey - cold for florida) As far as the hard butt goes - well - uh - oh never mind.

Beo
02-13-2008, 03:50 PM
Really is it nice and round, sagging, or my personal favorite, it should look like an upside down heart that is firm... mmm mmm good and mouth watering.

nell67
02-13-2008, 03:53 PM
ok Beo,I dont even wanna know:eek: LMAO!

Beo
02-13-2008, 03:54 PM
Come on Nell, you know if a guy has a pancake butt, no butt, or just right for you, I know you do, you look :D

nell67
02-13-2008, 03:55 PM
Nope,the butt aint what I am looking at!!!!!:p

Beo
02-13-2008, 03:56 PM
And if she has a nice firm but then my thermostat's being set to 20 degrees :D and Prrrfukt hope I didn't cross a line here, if I hurt your feelings I'm sorry.

prrrfukt
02-13-2008, 04:34 PM
*sits back and enjoys the show*http://www.smileyhut.com/eat_drink/snack.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com)

(and no it would take alot more to offend me im quite easy going :))

Rick
02-13-2008, 04:37 PM
That is one bad puddy tat.

http://www.kittycatchaos.com/family/lazy.jpg

Beo
02-13-2008, 04:38 PM
Oh well glad I didn't offend, and in that case answer post no. 45 pleeeeeeeeeeease;)

Beo
02-13-2008, 04:39 PM
Dude your a kitty guy, sitting at home with your 20 kitty's, go figure:D

Rick
02-13-2008, 04:39 PM
(head slap) Doh!

nell67
02-13-2008, 04:40 PM
I think Rick has a flat spot on his head by now.

Beo
02-13-2008, 04:42 PM
from snuggling with all those kitty's and the fat yellow one laying on his head as he watches the Rosanne Bar show eating twinkies :D House smells like cat litter and stale cheese... lol... :D

trax
02-13-2008, 05:04 PM
Parka hood linings, trim on mitts and mukluks, frost free fur!

prrrfukt
02-13-2008, 05:09 PM
Oh well glad I didn't offend, and in that case answer post no. 45 pleeeeeeeeeeease;)

what am i suppose to answer there is no question!! :)

Beo
02-13-2008, 05:11 PM
Sure there is:
1. nice and round,
2. sagging,
3. or my personal favorite, it should look like an upside down heart that is firm but good for squeezing:D

trax
02-13-2008, 05:12 PM
Well I have a question, did you bring your own icons? Where'd you get that cool little guy in post #50?

Rick
02-13-2008, 05:32 PM
Puuuuufffffffffect said, "Sits back and enjoys the show." My post was for HER. HER! You have to keep up or you'll get lost. Wait, I'll send you a post compass.

trax
02-13-2008, 05:45 PM
Twinkie, what are you whining about? Untie your panties for gosh sake's and I think next time you should be sure to include an R in her name so it doesn't read pufukt...cuz that just ain't right, bro

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:02 PM
Twinkie the Surfer the Boy, its prrrfukt not pufffect you big azz goofball:D Now surf that since your lost in your rant

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:07 PM
No. no. no. no. Goofball is you. That's already been confirmed by your very good friend. And thanks for pointing out what was already pointed out. And thank both of you for interrupting my quiet time with Pffffukt. Now where's my twinkies!!??

trax
02-13-2008, 06:09 PM
I think you pufukt :eek: up your quiet time for yourself when you spelled her name like that....:rolleyes:

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:12 PM
yeah don't you know you spelt et rong! Trax he has quiet time with himself all the time ;)

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:16 PM
I'll take my bottle of Vat 69 and my box of twinkies and bid you a good day, sir!

nell67
02-13-2008, 06:18 PM
I'll take my bottle of Vat 69 and my box of twinkies and bid you a good day, sir!

You keep your twinkie in a box??? How convenient for you:eek:

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:19 PM
Twinkie(s). Plural. They come in a box.

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:20 PM
Vat 69? 78910.

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:21 PM
Uh, yea. Scotch blended whisky. You don't drink whisky with your twinkies? OMYGOD!

nell67
02-13-2008, 06:22 PM
Twinkie(s). Plural. They come in a box.

Sure Rick:D along with the pink panties??

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:23 PM
Someone give me a link to the pink panties. There are no pink panties except in SOMEONE'S (we know who) imagination.

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:28 PM
Don't drink bro, sorry

trax
02-13-2008, 06:29 PM
Uh, yea. Scotch blended whisky. You don't drink whisky with your twinkies? OMYGOD!

1. Blended whiskey? yech

2. I don't eat Twinkies with my whiskey

3. No wonder it comes out of a vat...

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:30 PM
I shoulda known.

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:31 PM
Post 62 and i got the name wrong it was Trax and add the color. Damn have some imagination and cut a guy some slack.

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:33 PM
Rick and Tony swimming around in a vat of 69in pink panties and eating twinkies filled with haggis... lol.... drying off and having a big man hug before jumping back in... lol...

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:33 PM
Invented it, huh? Made it up as it were? Just as I suspected. Accusing me of unnatural acts based entirely on a falsehood. I'm jotting this down for future reference.

Rick
02-13-2008, 06:34 PM
Hey, Tony. Whatdaya think? If I swim around in Vat 69 long enough I guess anything is possible.

trax
02-13-2008, 06:37 PM
Why do you suppose they used "69" on the vat, Beo? Cuz I'm about milliseconds away from tossing my cookies and already wish I hadn't written this..:eek: :eek:

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:38 PM
No in post 62 Trax told you to "Untie your panties for gosh sake's" and I know how you love giving man hugs thus I deduced you most likely wear pink panties as your a man hugger:D

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:39 PM
Most likely because Twinkie swims in it giving man hugs to the brewers... in his pink panties:D I know new rant or spitting chunks at that vision.

trax
02-13-2008, 06:39 PM
You know...he does have a certain twisted, sickening, pathetic logic going there.

Beo
02-13-2008, 06:41 PM
I can see Twinkie now... running around the brewery in his panties swig'n down that stuff and man hugging every one saying "Top o' the morn'n to ya" ...lol

wareagle69
02-13-2008, 06:52 PM
(shadow casts over forum everyone looks up into the sky the mighty wareagle glides silently around) don't worry prrfukt the eagle always watches out for his fellow ontarians
and trax is correct wareagle always says

always be prepared.

crashdive123
02-13-2008, 06:58 PM
Never log on just after eating dinner, it'll make you .... oh, never mind. Where's my beer?

trax
02-13-2008, 06:58 PM
(shadow casts over forum everyone looks up into the sky the mighty wareagle glides silently around) don't worry prrfukt the eagle always watches out for his fellow ontarians
and trax is correct wareagle always says

always be prepared.

*wiping icky white stuff off the shoulder of my jacket* "that ain't no twinkie filling, damn pigeo...birds!!

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:00 PM
heard eagles make good eat'n :D

crashdive123
02-13-2008, 07:00 PM
*wiping icky white stuff off the shoulder of my jacket* "that ain't no twinkie filling, damn pigeo...birds!!

Just be glad cows don't fly! :eek:

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:01 PM
Work'n till 7pm tonight, damn crashdive I could use a beer.

crashdive123
02-13-2008, 07:03 PM
You've got a gun, whose gonna say no?

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:05 PM
My sergeant and he has a gun too, plus if I lose my job there goes the beer money and then I gotta beg you guys for some shine.

wareagle69
02-13-2008, 07:05 PM
lemme see your working until seven tonight eh officer so what r u doing right now 7pm is not too far off how come that guy just ran by your patrol car carring a tv?

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:07 PM
Cause the tax payers are paying for me to sit here and be on this forum:D

crashdive123
02-13-2008, 07:09 PM
My sergeant and he has a gun too, plus if I lose my job there goes the beer money and then I gotta beg you guys for some shine.

The key to having a successful party is to invite the neighbors.

nell67
02-13-2008, 07:10 PM
Yea neighbor:D you are only 2 hours away,LOL!

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:13 PM
Nell you wanna party grab Trax and Owl Girl and hed on over, got a cabin by Indian Lake and no one to bother us:D

nell67
02-13-2008, 07:14 PM
Nell you wanna party grab Trax and Owl Girl and hed on over, got a cabin by Indian Lake and no one to bother us:D
SWEETTTT!!!!! and I dont mean twinkie sweet either!

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:17 PM
Ahhhh... prrrfukt ya never answered post 59 darlin.

nell67
02-13-2008, 07:19 PM
I think someone scared her off Beo!

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:21 PM
WHO? Wasn't me was it?

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:21 PM
Owl Girl or Prrrfukt?

nell67
02-13-2008, 07:23 PM
Wasn't me,I'm being good,...for now:D

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:24 PM
Wow, that's a rarity:D

nell67
02-13-2008, 07:25 PM
Funny Beo:D,I CAN be good,when I want to,LOL!

Beo
02-13-2008, 07:30 PM
Well maybe, but don't do it too often:D

prrrfukt
02-14-2008, 09:58 AM
Wow you all gave me some excellent Thursday morning reading material I thank you all indivitually for that


Sure there is:
1. nice and round,
2. sagging,
3. or my personal favorite, it should look like an upside down heart that is firm but good for squeezing
In answer to your question all I will say is that its NOT #2...yet anyway! I'm hoping I have at least another 10-20 years with this baby, as for whether its option 1 or option 2....see for yourself http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/moon.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com)


Well I have a question, did you bring your own icons? Where'd you get that cool little guy in post #50?
you mean the snacking guy? well hes not mine...Im not that computer savvy I just copied his link and posted it in here. but I must say trax I rather did enjoy being made to feel as if I was technologically inclined, thank you


Twinkie(s). Plural. They come in a box.
i think ...hold on a second here...http://www.smileyhut.com/confused/read.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com)...yeah...it says here they come in plastic wraps :)


(shadow casts over forum everyone looks up into the sky the mighty wareagle glides silently around) don't worry prrfukt the eagle always watches out for his fellow ontarians
and trax is correct wareagle always says

always be prepared.
thanks wareagle, and i will do my best not to let you down http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0002.gif (http://www.ladies-shoes.biz/ladies-shoes/63889-1.html)


Ahhhh... prrrfukt ya never answered post 59 darlin.
my dear Beowulf patience is key!


wow...i feel like a need a smoke after answering this post

Rick
02-14-2008, 11:10 AM
Well, well, well.
First, the flashing guy was the prrrfukt answer. Pretty funny.
Second, you don't have to be technologically inclined. You can be technologically vertical or horizontal. I think that's up to you.
Third, I guess I have to draw ya'll a picture. (scribble, scribble, scribble, there)

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/twinkie-5.jpg

Twinkie box.

prrrfukt
02-14-2008, 11:12 AM
Well, well, well.
First, the flashing guy was the prrrfukt answer. Pretty funny.
Second, you don't have to be technologically inclined. You can be technologically vertical or horizontal. I think that's up to you.
Third, I guess I have to draw ya'll a picture. (scribble, scribble, scribble, there)

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/52672170.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEC15347E94AD1AFA8 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

but id rather be inclined....horizontal and vertical is sooo last year ;)

and also you drew me a blank page.

**EDIT** i take that back you did not draw me a blank page....but you did lead me to a vast nothingness for a moment

Rick
02-14-2008, 11:14 AM
All fixed.

prrrfukt
02-14-2008, 11:17 AM
yes...but if you look closley right ON the box it says "10 individually wrapped cakes" in the bottom right corner....what are those cakes individually wrapped in.....PLASTIC!!!!! :D

Rick
02-14-2008, 11:20 AM
Oh, for pity sakes. I said I was taking my box, which means I would have more than one. Get it? I would have...well.....10 individually wrapped cakes.

I swear, these cats are ruining a good wolf forum. I told ya'll this was gonna happen.

prrrfukt
02-14-2008, 11:23 AM
yes but a box is not compact enough...you have to take them out of the box...

Rick
02-14-2008, 11:24 AM
(head slap) Doh!


I'll take my bottle of Vat 69 and my box of twinkies and bid you a good day, sir!

I'll send you a post compass, too.

prrrfukt
02-14-2008, 11:26 AM
dont do that...youll slap the hair right off your scalp