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Beo
01-28-2008, 07:14 PM
The Bubba Gump Cookbook.
Here it is people I want all the wacky but great tasting recipes you got, nothing to gross real ones. Then I'm gonna cook'em up and try'um and let you know how they taste. I can get just about any meat so don't worry.
Let'er rip.

Rick
01-28-2008, 08:30 PM
Tony - Haggis recipe here please.

Tony uk
01-28-2008, 08:36 PM
From a BBC Site:

This is an authentic recipe from Scotland and the ingredients and methods of cooking may be unfamiliar but we hope you enjoy the results.
Ingredients
1 sheep's stomach or ox secum, cleaned and thoroughly, scalded, turned inside out and soaked overnight in cold salted water
heart and lungs of one lamb
450g/1lb beef or lamb trimmings, fat and lean
2 onions, finely chopped
225g/8oz oatmeal
1 tbsp salt
1 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp ground dried coriander
1 tsp mace
1 tsp nutmeg
water, enough to cook the haggis
stock from lungs and trimmings


Method
1. Wash the lungs, heart and liver (if using). Place in large pan of cold water with the meat trimmings and bring to the boil. Cook for about 2 hours.
2. When cooked, strain off the stock and set the stock aside.
3. Mince the lungs, heart and trimmings.
4. Put the minced mixture in a bowl and add the finely chopped onions, oatmeal and seasoning. Mix well and add enough stock to moisten the mixture. It should have a soft crumbly consistency.
5. Spoon the mixture into the sheep's stomach, so it's just over half full. Sew up the stomach with strong thread and prick a couple of times so it doesn't explode while cooking.
6. Put the haggis in a pan of boiling water (enough to cover it) and cook for 3 hours without a lid. Keep adding more water to keep it covered.
7. To serve, cut open the haggis and spoon out the filling. Serve with neeps (mashed swede or turnip) and tatties (mashed potatoes).

Rick
01-28-2008, 08:37 PM
Challenge down, Beo........

Beo
01-28-2008, 08:38 PM
Come on, I play the bagpipes, you really think I haven't tried Haggis? I go treking in a frig'n kilt for God's sake.
It is very good but one of those patta type dishes you either like or hate, I think it is actually good but the wife hates
the smell.

Tony uk
01-28-2008, 08:39 PM
Come on, I play the bagpipes, you really think I haven't tried Haggis?

Haggis, neeps and taties, Accept No Substitutes :D

Beo
01-28-2008, 08:42 PM
Served properly it should be piped in and carried by a formal waiter.

Rick
01-28-2008, 08:43 PM
No. no. Piped out... as in toilet.

Tony uk
01-28-2008, 08:46 PM
No. no. Piped out... as in toilet.

Along with you and that propaganda :p

Beo
01-28-2008, 08:49 PM
WHAT? Dude you know nothing of tradition, and Haggis is some good stuff, have you had it?

trax
01-28-2008, 08:49 PM
Please refer back to instruction number 5. I think the da** thing exploding is the best thing that could happen to it!

Rick
01-28-2008, 08:50 PM
I explained all that in another thread. No. I haven't had it. Won't eat an animals stomach. And I sure won't eat it's organs cooked in its stomach. That's just nasty. Lay down and die of starvation nasty. Poke my own eyes out it's such an awful thought nasty. Rubber loin cloth nasty.

Tony uk
01-28-2008, 08:52 PM
Eyes are tastey boiled :D

nell67
01-28-2008, 08:52 PM
It's just GROSSSSS!!!!!!:( BLEH!!!!!!!

Beo
01-28-2008, 08:53 PM
And your a survivalist? Ahhh yes but a clean and nicely PC one, why thank you Jeevs thank you, yes me and Bif shall partake in another calamari dish.

Tony uk
01-28-2008, 08:56 PM
It's just GROSSSSS!!!!!!:( BLEH!!!!!!!

Have you tryed it nell, Its interesting seeing people not from scotland view on Haggis

I guess tho that ive you havent been brught up with something that it may sound bad, I reccomend that you try it rick i promise you that you'll like it

Remember to have fryed mars bar afterwords

Rick
01-28-2008, 08:59 PM
Boiled eyes! Oh, my God. You sadist!!!

Beo - Am I a survivalist? Is there a Starbucks on every corner? Phfft.

nell67
01-28-2008, 08:59 PM
Have you tryed it nell, Its interesting seeing people not from scotland view on Haggis

I guess tho that ive you havent been brught up with something that it may sound bad, I reccomend that you try it rick i promise you that you'll like it

Remember to have fryed mars bar afterwords

Umm no,I havent tried it,and I rate it right up there with blood pudding and mountain oysters!!!!!! BLEH!BLEH!BLEH!excuse me whilst I be sick cough cough BLEH!!

Rick
01-28-2008, 09:00 PM
The fried Mars bars is to get the taste out of your mouth I'm sure.

Tony uk
01-28-2008, 09:02 PM
The fried Mars bars is to get the taste out of your mouth I'm sure.

The haggis taste mixes with melted caramel and tastes like heaven Mmmmmmmmmm

Catfish
01-28-2008, 10:15 PM
A few years back, the owner of a local bar decided to try her hand at making haggis prior to putting on a Burn's Night. (If anyone cares to know what Burn's Night is, let me know - it's not particularly relevant to the story and I can't be bothered typing out an explanation right now).

Anyhoo, as some of the ingredients can't be found over here, she was having to improvise. But, as she'd never cooked or tasted haggis before, she had no real idea what the finished product was supposed to taste like. So, as I was something of a reg'lar in said bar at the time, she asked if I would be her tester for the trial run.

It tasted bloody good. I mean, really good. Just like haggis should taste. I promptly made a point of telling everyone I knew that if they wanted to try haggis, they should get themselves down to the bar for the Burn's Night. And a whole bunch of them did.

Except, for reasons which were never made clear, the bar owner changed her recipe between me trying it and her serving it at the dinner.

It...was...horrible! I think she put about a pound of butter in for every serving. Why...why? Even I could barely eat more than a few mouthfuls of the stuff. My friends all gamely tried it, but will never touch it again. A couple of them actually got sick.

Sadly now, nobody will believe me when I tell them that wasn't anything like real haggis. "Don't give us that crap - you said it was good!" etc, etc.

So, no haggisophiles in Colorado as a result of that little stunt I'm afraid.

crashdive123
01-28-2008, 11:27 PM
And your a survivalist? Ahhh yes but a clean and nicely PC one, why thank you Jeevs thank you, yes me and Bif shall partake in another calamari dish.

Well maaaaybe. There are sure a whole lot of parts to those animals I would use before the stomach, heart and lungs.

Rick
01-29-2008, 08:32 AM
Thank you, crashdive. You've just upped my opinion on the intelligence of men who volunteer to climb into a tiny small cylinder and allow themselves to be knowingly lowered into the perilous ocean depths without screaming, "Lemme out!!!!!".

I could easily volunteer for that job. However, it would take ten men and a fully charged cattle prod to make the decision for me.

Beo
01-29-2008, 09:10 AM
I can get any of the ingredents for any recipe from a lace we got here called Jungle Jim's food imporium, they import foods from all around the world and soooooo many ingredients that resturants from all over the nation order from here. Getting what I need is no problem.
Rick, the stomach is used to cook it in, washed out then stuffed, you don't eat the stomach/shell. And Haggis is really good.

Tony uk
01-29-2008, 06:21 PM
I had haggis tonight :D

wareagle69
01-30-2008, 08:58 AM
how about tripe tough guy.

Beo
01-30-2008, 09:49 AM
Give me the recipe and I'll try it. Come on WE its not about being tough its about trying the wild dishes ya'll like to make. And if you won't eat why would ask me too? Although I'll try it.

Rick
01-30-2008, 09:54 AM
Who comes up with this stuff? Who was the first guy to think, "Yeah, a cow's stomach would be great to eat." How much beer do you have to drink for that to sound good?

Twinkie anyone?

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 11:44 AM
Who comes up with this stuff? Who was the first guy to think, "Yeah, a cow's stomach would be great to eat." How much beer do you have to drink for that to sound good?

Twinkie anyone?

Mmmmm Stomache :D

You can eat a cooked pigs snout, or in some countrys Trancula (Spider thingy) fried is nice :)

trax
01-30-2008, 02:16 PM
Who comes up with this stuff? Who was the first guy to think, "Yeah, a cow's stomach would be great to eat." How much beer do you have to drink for that to sound good?

Twinkie anyone?

I think Rick needs to start a thread on hunting down the elusive Twinkie, maybe him and Sarge could do a mall safari.....

wareagle69
01-30-2008, 03:15 PM
i wouldn't eat tripe when i lived in arizona i was married to a mexican and new years was always tripe day supposed to make the hangover go away maybe cuz i was pukin so much

Rick
01-30-2008, 03:16 PM
Hey! We're on it. (Nice purse, Sarge).

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/14256/52547/t/293129-You-guessed-it-at-the-mall-again-0.jpg

wareagle69
01-30-2008, 03:16 PM
all i keep thinking is ricks new nick name is twinkie hhhhhaaaaaaa

Rick
01-30-2008, 03:17 PM
Aha. Ha. Ahem.

trax
01-30-2008, 03:49 PM
If that's Sarge with the purse, what are you doing with that hand behind his back? hmmm?? come on now....you're among friends you can tell us....

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 04:32 PM
If that's Sarge with the purse, what are you doing with that hand behind his back? hmmm?? come on now....you're among friends you can tell us....

Have you been taking pills from strangers agen ?

Rick
01-30-2008, 05:16 PM
Hey, Beo. You could try the pigeon recipe I posted on the Pigeon thread. That's not disgusting and something that would be relatively easy to acquire.

trax
01-30-2008, 05:22 PM
Have you been taking pills from strangers agen ?

Check out the picture and try to keep up there, Muffy. And so what if I have?

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 07:03 PM
Check out the picture and try to keep up there, Muffy. And so what if I have?

Run the hell out to the hospital

Rick
01-30-2008, 07:04 PM
Nothing serious, I hope.

nell67
01-30-2008, 07:08 PM
Joke ,Rick,about trax taking pills from a stranger?? Tony is giving him advice.





ROTFLMAO!:o sorry couldn't help myself.

Beo
01-30-2008, 07:30 PM
Ricks new name is Twinkie... lol.... haaa haaaa haaaa I like it!

Rick
01-30-2008, 07:49 PM
As Minister of Science, I'll be conjuring up something special for you, sir. Something with a bit of magic.

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 07:58 PM
As Minister of Science, I'll be conjuring up something special for you, sir. Something with a bit of magic.

Rick, Can you magic me up 1500, Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rick
01-30-2008, 07:59 PM
Whew! At that weight she ain't gonna be pretty. Is that okay?

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 08:03 PM
Whew! At that weight she ain't gonna be pretty. Is that okay?

She dont need to be pritty, She need to be classed as legal tender

Rick
01-30-2008, 08:06 PM
You can trade her for whatever you want.

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 08:08 PM
You can trade her for whatever you want.

Gooodddddd, i can finaly get the totam pole i wanted for the garden, Over decorate me will you, Dammed Nabours :mad:

Rick
01-30-2008, 08:11 PM
Think about that for a minute. A big woman is warm in the winter and shade in the summer. You might not want to trade her off so quick.

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 08:16 PM
O.oooo So true, a nice female like that might gather some needed attention (Interest) in a bank till summer, then i can get that indoor jacuzi

Rick
01-30-2008, 08:18 PM
Just me a you, numpty. Stick with me, I'll take care of you.

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 08:25 PM
Now i need a cold tooth, a tuxedo and a funky car :D

Rick
01-30-2008, 08:29 PM
A Scottish playa? Right. That'll get us laughed out of most cities on this little island.

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 08:33 PM
I will speak with a Jamacin accent mun.

Rick
01-30-2008, 08:41 PM
You'll do fine if you don't mention Haggis!

Tony uk
01-30-2008, 08:42 PM
You'll do fine if you don't mention Haggis!

Can i still eat it ?

warman87
03-25-2008, 08:45 AM
Umm no,I havent tried it,and I rate it right up there with blood pudding and mountain oysters!!!!!! BLEH!BLEH!BLEH!excuse me whilst I be sick cough cough BLEH!!

rocky mountain oisters are quite good if prepaired right yumm

nell67
03-25-2008, 09:03 AM
rocky mountain oisters are quite good if prepaired right yumm

warman,you can have all of them you want,I will not fight you for them!