View Full Version : Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...
Sarge47
12-30-2007, 04:03 AM
OK, here's another "just for fun" thing!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TOUGH SURVIVALIST WHEN....
1.) You're not afraid to eat 'shrooms!
2.) You have no fear of drinking out of a Nalgene bottle!
Your turn!:rolleyes:
When you invite people you don't know to bug out with you ,,and then look on them as emergency supplies ...:D
mitch.chesney
12-30-2007, 09:29 AM
When a bear mauls you and tears off your arm and you respond "tis a flesh wound".
When you eat your possum raw 'cause you think cooking is for sissies.
canid
12-30-2007, 01:41 PM
when you refer to the frank church wilderness as 'a fine supermarket'
Tony uk
12-30-2007, 07:08 PM
You go to Asda (our walmart) on christmas eve to get shopping :p
canid
12-30-2007, 07:17 PM
...it takes you till christmas eve to walk to asda for shopping.
woodwose
12-30-2007, 07:52 PM
You go out there in the wilderness and suddenly remember that you don't..:D
You think the old cowboy shows of cauterizing a bullet wound with a knife is a first aid video.
Sarge47
12-30-2007, 10:03 PM
When you wear a "Ranger Rick Survival Necklace" and you think that's all you'll need!:rolleyes:
Proud American
12-31-2007, 03:25 AM
LOL I thought we were pass that!
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