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corndog-44
12-13-2007, 09:22 PM
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Hoosiers. Makes me proud to be a Hoosier!


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May... you may live in Indiana.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there... you may live in Indiana.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number ......you may live in Indiana.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once...you may live in Indiana.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again... you may live in Indiana.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching... you may live in Indiana.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked... you may live in Indiana.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them... you may live in Indiana.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit... you may live in Indiana.

If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --you're going 80 and everybody is passing you... you may live in Indiana.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow... you may live in Indiana.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction... you may live in Indiana.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car... you may live in Indiana.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly"... you may live in Indiana.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Indiana friends & others... you definitely live in Indiana.

Rick
12-13-2007, 09:26 PM
I resemble that remark!

corndog-44
12-13-2007, 09:32 PM
Fits me to a T. :D

NavyENC
12-16-2007, 12:48 AM
I'm planning on moving to Indiana to get away from the Minnesota winters, what am I getting into? Winters in Indy are a breeze compared to up here, not much of that 20 below stuff.

lumpy
12-16-2007, 04:50 PM
Some of those really were good.For example,I've hit two deer already this year.The "heat" "a/c" comment was good too.The weather can change pretty quick around here.The Dairy Queen being a franchise is open all year long.However,all of the locally owned dairy bars are closed during the off-season.

Rick
12-16-2007, 05:47 PM
Navy - A really great advantage you'll have when you move to Indiana is it's a whole lot cheaper to talk to God 'cause it's a local call. And it doesn't get 20 below here because He has a pool and likes to stay in shape.