View Full Version : Uses for Kotex and the alike........
Ponce
03-01-2010, 08:27 PM
Kotex has many good uses other than for the three days when the ladies are in a bad mood......... to filter gasoline, filter water, to cover wounds, coffee filters........and many other uses.
Be sure to buy your own (great deal at the dollar store) because if your lady sees you using her supply then there will be no sex for you for ninety days :innocent:
rebel
03-01-2010, 08:32 PM
Kotex has many good uses other than for the three days when the ladies are in a bad mood......... to filter gasoline, filter water, to cover wounds, coffee filters........and many other uses.
Be sure to buy your own (great deal at the dollar store) because if your lady sees you using her supply then there will be no sex for you for ninety days :innocent:
What am I doing? Oh, looking at my watch...
LowKey
03-01-2010, 08:47 PM
There's a few in the glove compartment. A girl I used to see, very practical girl, told me they could be handy for first aid. I really don't think I could filter my coffee through one........
crashdive123
03-01-2010, 09:02 PM
You know Ponce ----- there were probably a multitude of ways that you could have chosen to make your point about the versatility of sanitary napkins. Why you chose to express it as you did ............ you're on your own pal.
BENESSE
03-01-2010, 10:00 PM
Kotex has many good uses other than for the three days when the ladies are in a bad mood.........
Why, I can think of one right off the top of my head!
Stick it in his mouth when he talks too much about stuff you don't want to hear.
Why, I can think of one right off the top of my head!
Stick it in his mouth when he talks too much about stuff you don't want to hear.
LOL! Better wrap some around his head too!
I don't think 8 years of food is going to be needed at this rate. Just sayin'.
BLEUXDOG
03-01-2010, 10:12 PM
I can think of alot of uses for a lot of things but I don't think this item and my coffee will be crossing paths...
I can think of alot of uses for a lot of things but I don't think this item and my coffee will be crossing paths...
:thumbup: I think I'd just drink the grounds first!
Ponce
03-01-2010, 10:45 PM
Well amigos, I don't mince words when it comes to surviving.......that's like telling someone to stand still because you want to shoot him,
A rose by any other name???
Well amigos, I don't mince words when it comes to surviving.......that's like telling someone to stand still because you want to shoot him,
A rose by any other name???
I understand....It's just there are quite a few ladies on the forum that will be offended, Thats what Crash and I were refering to. Seems Benesse was she's a she ya know!
Now back on topic, I've used tampons for cover scents for years. Just tie the little stingys to my shoe laces.
Justin Case
03-01-2010, 11:00 PM
Double Yuck ,,
Justin Case
03-01-2010, 11:04 PM
CONFUCIUS SAYS:
"Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing."
brunoorz
03-01-2010, 11:06 PM
when i was on the wrestling team and someone did a dodgy crossface and our noses started to pour out buckets of blood wed stick a tampon up our nostril and keep wrestling.
Oh, well yuck, Ted.
Oh come on now! It's not like I garbaged picked 'em! They were new!
Ponce
03-01-2010, 11:26 PM
Tell me guys, and ladies, is what I wrote any worse that saying that you can use a condom to carry liquid? or to make a sling shot? or to wrap it around a wound so that it will stop the bleeding?.........come on now, we are all grown up here.
This is not about table manners but about eating.
What some of you people wrote is a VERY GOOD example as to why WTSHTF it will be worse here than in Cuba because the ladies will be mad if they cannot go to the beauty parlor or the guys cannot find a Star Buck to buy a "lathe".........uffffffffffffffffff.
Batch
03-01-2010, 11:34 PM
Unless something has been added, it is just cotton or rayon or a mix. I'll use it in any application those materials are suitable.
rebel
03-01-2010, 11:51 PM
JMO but, the referencing wasn't needed. A little crude. As you can see, the response wasn't positive. Maybe, that was your intention.
Tripwire
03-01-2010, 11:51 PM
They make darn good bullet hole stoppers
rebel
03-02-2010, 01:08 AM
Anyway........I am out of this site for good
Oh yea, remember my watch?: 3 hours and 50 minutes.
Oh yea, remember my watch?: 3 hours and 50 minutes.
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
BENESSE
03-02-2010, 09:07 AM
Tell me guys, and ladies, is what I wrote any worse that saying that you can use a condom to carry liquid? or to make a sling shot? or to wrap it around a wound so that it will stop the bleeding?.........come on now, we are all grown up here.
You know it's not about that, don't play dumb.
This is not about table manners but about eating.
Is that right, now?
What some of you people wrote is a VERY GOOD example as to why WTSHTF it will be worse here than in Cuba because the ladies will be mad if they cannot go to the beauty parlor or the guys cannot find a Star Buck to buy a "lathe".........uffffffffffffffffff.
Well it's a good thing we have you around to straighten us all out before SHTF!
Ponce, just in case you still don't get it...
You're handicapping your good advice: "Kotex has many good uses--to filter gasoline, filter water, to cover wounds, coffee filters with...other than for the three days when the ladies are in a bad mood...and Be sure to buy your own (great deal at the dollar store) because if your lady sees you using her supply then there will be no sex for you for ninety days."
I wasn't offended, I just didn't take you seriously. Thought you were trying to provoke and be funny under the guise of offering helpful hints.
They make darn good bullet hole stoppers
Gotta ask...Have you used those for that purpose much?
crashdive123
03-02-2010, 09:20 AM
Maybe - bullet hole stuffers.
Old GI
03-02-2010, 10:35 AM
A long time ago, in my misspent youth, we used them as expedient elbow and knee pads in addition to previously stated uses.
Justin Case
03-02-2010, 11:41 AM
"If you use you mothers Kotex as elbow and knee pads" You Might Be a Redneck ! :innocent:
(just joking with you old GI) :)
Stargazer
03-02-2010, 11:47 AM
They make great spit ball grenades too.:innocent:
"If you use you mothers Kotex as elbow and knee pads" You Might Be a Redneck ! :innocent:
(just joking with you old GI) :)
Even more so if you use it as a scarf. Just sayin'. :innocent:
finallyME
03-02-2010, 11:52 AM
Wow, banned already. :smash:
Justin Case
03-02-2010, 11:54 AM
Even more so if you use it as a scarf. Just sayin'. :innocent:
Redneck Gas Mask ? lol
hunter63
03-02-2010, 12:56 PM
Presentation, presentation, presentation.
Field expedient toothbrush.
Justin Case
03-02-2010, 02:55 PM
Blister padding,
nell67
03-02-2010, 06:27 PM
Ok guys,pictures,we girls would like pictures of how you guys use/would use those items if the need should arise.
And by the way,we discussed those items in previous posts on the forum,and Mr.(?) Ponce shoulda used the search function before trying to pi$$ off the ladies on here!
Ok guys,pictures,we girls would like pictures of how you guys use/would use those items if the need should arise.
And by the way,we discussed those items in previous posts on the forum,and Mr.(?) Ponce shoulda used the search function before trying to pi$$ off the ladies on here!
Actually, I can think of more uses for tampons.......:innocent:
http://www.deltasurgical.co.uk/ear_tampon.jpg
http://www.tamponcrafts.com/tgun/band_09.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2wj5q3RCvuQ/0.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pZTQcsuwM8M/Sb6IRpqLICI/AAAAAAAAABw/z5uJcAJwJCw/s400/o%5B1%5D.b.tampons
http://www.favecraftsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tampon-angel.jpg
BLEUXDOG
03-02-2010, 06:34 PM
Rick:Field expedient toothbrush.
I gotta see this!
Ole WV Coot
03-02-2010, 06:38 PM
No matter what you want to call em they are probably the best pressure pad for bleeding I can think of. Anybody play for Uncle Sam when you were told not to use your wound compress on anyone, save it for yourself. Well by whatever name sanitary napkins are darn handy to have in a first aid kit or supplies.
Justin Case
03-02-2010, 06:43 PM
Actually, I can think of more uses for tampons.......:innocent:
http://www.deltasurgical.co.uk/ear_tampon.jpg
http://www.tamponcrafts.com/tgun/band_09.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2wj5q3RCvuQ/0.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pZTQcsuwM8M/Sb6IRpqLICI/AAAAAAAAABw/z5uJcAJwJCw/s400/o%5B1%5D.b.tampons
http://www.favecraftsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tampon-angel.jpg
Ha Ha,,,,,, A Tampon Gun ? :clap:
nell67
03-02-2010, 06:45 PM
Absolutely OWVC!
And Ken,good pics,but you are supposed to use them YOURSELF,and take pics......
Absolutely OWVC!
And Ken,good pics,but you are supposed to use them YOURSELF,and take pics......
That's me, in all them pics, Nell. 'cept the last one. :innocent:
neondog
03-04-2010, 12:45 AM
You can also use the applicators as "pistons" for 64 caliber blowgun projectiles.
http://gi79.photobucket.com/groups/j152/D09S7NTBLB/Sphingidspheminines001.jpg
BENESSE
03-04-2010, 08:39 AM
You can also use the applicators as "pistons" for 64 caliber blowgun projectiles.
http://gi79.photobucket.com/groups/j152/D09S7NTBLB/Sphingidspheminines001.jpg
Hope Winnie is reading! Here's her solution.
Don't move to Mass, Winnie! Even blowguns are illegal here. :sneaky2:
BENESSE? They're illegal in the UK, too. What a surprise. :sneaky2:
"In the United Kingdon, the blowgun is categorized as an offensive weapon under the 1988 Criminal Justice Act, and as such it is illegal to manufacture, sell or hire or offer for sale or hire, expose or have in one's possession for the purpose of sale or hire, or lend or give to any other person. Antique blowguns are, however, exempt."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowgun
Don't take this wrong there Neon but how much did you have to drink when you came up with the idea of putting your lips on a tampon?
"Are you okay? What happened?!"
"Someone just shot me with a tampon."
"Well, Eeeeeeewwwwww."
Winnie
03-04-2010, 11:51 AM
BENESSE? They're illegal in the UK, too. What a surprise. :sneaky2:
"In the United Kingdon, the blowgun is categorized as an offensive weapon under the 1988 Criminal Justice Act, and as such it is illegal to manufacture, sell or hire or offer for sale or hire, expose or have in one's possession for the purpose of sale or hire, or lend or give to any other person. Antique blowguns are, however, exempt."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowgun
If it's sharp and pointy or can be expelled at a velocity of more than a Snails pace, it's illegal. If it can catch a meal, it's illegal, taking fish from a river is illegal. The Poacher in me is getting mighty close to the surface:sneaky2: Might just have to go get another Greyhound..... oops hunting with dogs... illegal. Now, if I were you guys, I'd keep a very close eye on your constitution and make sure no-one changes it when you're not looking!
nell67
03-04-2010, 11:54 AM
If it's sharp and pointy or can be expelled at a velocity of more than a Snails pace, it's illegal. If it can catch a meal, it's illegal, taking fish from a river is illegal. The Poacher in me is getting mighty close to the surface:sneaky2: Might just have to go get another Greyhound..... oops hunting with dogs... illegal. Now, if I were you guys, I'd keep a very close eye on your constitution and make sure no-one changes it when you're not looking!
Guess that rules out a sling shot as well,huh Winnie:(
BENESSE
03-04-2010, 11:54 AM
If it's sharp and pointy or can be expelled at a velocity of more than a Snails pace, it's illegal. If it can catch a meal, it's illegal, taking fish from a river is illegal. The Poacher in me is getting mighty close to the surface:sneaky2: Might just have to go get another Greyhound..... oops hunting with dogs... illegal. Now, if I were you guys, I'd keep a very close eye on your constitution and make sure no-one changes it when you're not looking!
I guess that would rule out spiked 4" heels.
Winnie
03-04-2010, 12:03 PM
I guess that would rule out spiked 4" heels.
Not if you could prove they are a fashion statement:innocent:
BENESSE
03-04-2010, 12:40 PM
Not if you could prove they are a fashion statement:innocent:
Start practicing the walk! You just might catch bigger game:)
Guess that rules out a sling shot as well,huh Winnie:(
Them's illegal in Mass, too. :sneaky2:
nell67
03-04-2010, 01:34 PM
Them's illegal in Mass, too. :sneaky2:
Seriously??? I'd be making one out of a forked tree limb and tubing,you know,something that you could throw in the fire to destroy the evidence should the need arise!
Seriously??? I'd be making one out of a forked tree limb and tubing,you know,something that you could throw in the fire to destroy the evidence should the need arise!
I prefer the aluminum framed wrist rocket. If I had one, that is. :innocent:
http://west.loadup.com/images/items/50010.jpg (http://west.loadup.com/images/large/50010.jpg)
Seems that Mass is the ONLY state where they're outlawed. :sneaky2:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://west.loadup.com/images/large/50010.jpg&imgrefurl=http://west.loadup.com/military/surplus/50010.html&usg=__txkH66WQUZGXJ5nZmfJEpGgXmNg=&h=440&w=440&sz=13&hl=en&start=2&itbs=1&tbnid=_ODOJS_ay-7X8M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwrist%2Brocket%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26g bv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1
Winnie
03-04-2010, 03:34 PM
Start practicing the walk! You just might catch bigger game:)
LOL:) The last time I tried practicing the walk in heels, 2 things happened. #1 I got a nosebleed from the sudden change in oxygen concentration and #2 I fell off the damn things and tore the ligament in my ankle:blushing:
2dumb2kwit
03-04-2010, 04:27 PM
LOL:) The last time I tried practicing the walk in heels, 2 things happened. #1 I got a nosebleed from the sudden change in oxygen concentration and #2 I fell off the damn things and tore the ligament in my ankle:blushing:
Ya see there, Ken! I told you that you could get hurt, fallin' off your shoes!:innocent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM&feature=related
Trabitha
03-04-2010, 06:58 PM
Well amigos, I don't mince words
Oh...I see now. Well then, why didn't you just begin your beautifully, thoughtful post with, "Just so you know, I'm a chauvinistic pig"?
I think that would have cleared up a lot for us all.
We did one better than that, Trabitha. We banned him.
Trabitha
03-04-2010, 07:02 PM
Actually, I can think of more uses for tampons.......:innocent:
http://www.deltasurgical.co.uk/ear_tampon.jpg
http://www.tamponcrafts.com/tgun/band_09.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2wj5q3RCvuQ/0.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pZTQcsuwM8M/Sb6IRpqLICI/AAAAAAAAABw/z5uJcAJwJCw/s400/o%5B1%5D.b.tampons
http://www.favecraftsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tampon-angel.jpg
This is making me laugh my butt off...not because they are some funny pictures, but if your wife goes through the history she's going to wonder why the hell you were doing a search for so many tampon pictures. LOL!!
Trabitha
03-04-2010, 07:03 PM
We did one better than that, Trabitha. We banned him.
And the powers that be have spoken! ;)
Why, yes. Yes we have. We did it for you.
Trabitha
03-04-2010, 07:07 PM
See, this is why I love this site so much. REAL gentlemen gather here. ;)
Justin Case
03-04-2010, 07:14 PM
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/real-gentleman.jpg
We did it for you, Trabitha. For you and all the millions of women everywhere that hold a beacon to freedom and family. We did it so all the little girls can grow up with the respect they so richly deserve. And yes, by Golly, we did it for America!
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2dumb2kwit
03-04-2010, 07:25 PM
We did it for you, Trabitha. For you and all the millions of women everywhere that hold a beacon to freedom and family. We did it so all the little girls can grow up with the respect they so richly deserve. And yes, by Golly, we did it for America!
http://www.americanlazer.net/sw/themes/10565/site_images/animated_flag.gif (http://www.americanlazer.net/sw/themes/10565/site_images/animated_flag.gif)
Yeah...that, and he didn't want Mrs. Rick to smack him in the back of the head, again!:innocent:
This is making me laugh my butt off...not because they are some funny pictures, but if your wife goes through the history she's going to wonder why the hell you were doing a search for so many tampon pictures. LOL!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_06sBvGKzT-o/RsGm2ZfCL4I/AAAAAAAAASQ/XYCi3UFhmqs/s320/webroot.jpg :innocent:
I think he says it all....Pilgrim.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8P4B1WPzN1Q/SpOoaI7_eNI/AAAAAAAABl0/MdmvKIzqNGQ/S660/J20Wayne20Stryker_a89dscd.jpg
Justin Case
03-04-2010, 07:51 PM
We did it for you, Trabitha. For you and all the millions of women everywhere that hold a beacon to freedom and family. We did it so all the little girls can grow up with the respect they so richly deserve. And yes, by Golly, we did it for America!
http://www.americanlazer.net/sw/themes/10565/site_images/animated_flag.gif (http://www.americanlazer.net/sw/themes/10565/site_images/animated_flag.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_yVxDyB9s
oldsoldier
03-05-2010, 11:55 AM
. For you and all the millions of women everywhere that hold a beacon to freedom and family
UH........ Rick did you mean Beacon...... Or BACON??:innocent:
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