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Ha on you. Good thing we ain't Bill Cosby! We get chicks all the time. There ain't no shortage of 'em at the feed mill. They let us have 'em for a...

Appears there's nowhere to go but up, ............. or maybe sideways... Even Bill Cosby couldn't get chicks if he looked like that... Alan

I'll have you know that Rick and I have been contacted by some of the world's finest beauty salons (or is it saloons) for beauty tips.

I kinda figured as much, and that y'all do it at the same time. Alan

I think it was missing the chapter on cutting hair. Alan

We found a copy of that book. You know the one. Beauty Secrets of the Rich and Famous. It was missing a few pages, but I think we filled it in...

I don't follow. Crash and I do each other's hair.

Well, at least it's not confusing to your barber when y'all say "Just take a little off around the ears".... although it looks like he uses a hacksaw...

Crash is the pretty one on the left with the watch. I'm the smart one. That dang watch gets all the women, though. Gotta get me one. I gotta learn to...

Which one is the eye candy? Alan

Crash and I been working this here job so long we're starting to look a bit alike. So they say. I don't see it.

Well,........... that's good news... Alan

O.o Hey, we sent y'all that white stuff out of the goodness of our hearts! Don't sniff it - that would hurt.

Not sure. I had heard stories about Columbians and snow, but I didn't see any Columbians.

We're not just pretty faces around here.

Beautiful pictures. My turn. What is that white stuff?

We knew we could count on you to take the trash out Rick. You and Crash do a fine job.

I could see rockin' some lovely Spam cuff links!:band:

Hmmm...so it's the smell, right?

For this explanation, we're gonna start slow so everyone can stay with us.

Wait...What?!

How much Spam could a Spammer Spam if a Spammer could Spam Spam? Alan

Is there a way to tell is it's real Spam or a cheap imitation? Alan